What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do some men like older women?

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the causes of over sweating?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What made you stop being an addict?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

A View to a Kill

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?